Top 10 Worst Movies of 2008

The Lame Versus the Ultra-Lame
by Morgan P Salvo

One Thing for Certain... There is always more, but this is a top ten fer Chrissakes

Haunting of Molly Hartley
Hollow, empty and insulting, this one doesn’t even deserve a basic cable time slot.

Bangkok Dangerous
Ludicrous attempt at forcing anything interesting at us—proving once and for all that Nic Cage is incapable of acting anymore… ever.

Mirrors
Had all the makings of a decent horror flick then fell flat and shattered: 110 minutes of bad luck

The Happening
No twist ending, not funny, not scary, not smart, not creepy, not thought provoking, not good--- who directed this again?

88 Minutes
108 minutes too long. Pacino’s hairdo endures Leelee Sobieski’s atrocious acting and by far the worst screenplay I have ever witnessed placed onto film

Run Fat boy Run
Had all the right actors alas, jogging thru all the wrong writing and
direction.





Prom Night
A slasher movie with no slash. Pathetic wretched god-awful attempt at a remake; See thesaurus for more adjectives





In the Name of the King

Hilarious to write about but torture to watch. If they held “most astonishingly horrible” movie awards this one would win in all categories.






The Dark Knight
Ok sure Ledger was awesome but a good performance could not save the tediousness of the insanely convoluted plot, confusing direction and all the rest of the bad acting.

The winner is… Righteous Kill

It boggles the mind legends Deniro and Pacino teamed up again only to degrade their talent in a way-too-predictable buddy-cop/serial killer thriller. Terrible on all levels, this one is painful.