Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Monsters On The Prowl

Cabin in the Woods changes all the rules in a genre busting good time 
 By Morgan P Salvo



Cabin in the woods movies are usually pretty good, with Evil Dead 1&2 being the best of them all. Cabin Fever also fits the bill as a decent throwback to the genre and now, thanks to Lion’s Gate and Mutant Energy Productions we have the supreme example  in 2012’s Cabin in the Woods. Horror movie fans and aficionados will go berserk with this one and will wonder why this film was made back in 2009 and not released until now.
Talking about Cabin in the Woods is nearly impossible without a spoiler alert. Vagueness is the only way to go. I have gone over it my head countless times and it would only do a huge disservice by letting anyone in on what happens. It wouldn’t be fair to give anything away because the surprises are fairly original and highly ingenious, not to mention freakin’ hilarious. This flick is so full of unbelievable twists that you have to see it to believe it.
Here’s what you can know beforehand that can’t ruin any of the monstrous curve balls hurled your way. First off, five college students all fitting the stereotypes to a tee (we have the slut, the good girl, the stud, the brain and the stoner) head to a sinister cabin in the woods. And somehow a group of government bureaucrats are involved in the horrific shenanigans that ensue. I can’t really say more than that.
But I can say Richard Jenkins’ use of the F-bomb is priceless. Bradley Whitford is super snarky (no surprise here). Chris Hemsworth is an annoying actor. He was supremely irritating as Thor and apparently started out even worse beforehand.
Because of my commitment to not spoil the surprises this movie holds in store, I will apply the Amazon or IMDB method of “if you like this you will like these”: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hatchet1 &2, Don’t go into the Woods, The Burning, Sleepaway Camp, at least five Friday the 13ths, and countless “make sure you don’t go in them/thar backwoods” 80’s gems that still reside in VHS form only.
Horror film buffs and even normal movie goers will find it hard to deny the multi-faceted enjoyment Cabin delivers. The infused humor is actually funny and yes it’s on purpose. Sure there’s gore, splatter, nonsensical slaughter and questionable storylines, but this is in essence The Hunger Games for horror fans.
Keeping true to the genre and pumping it full of turbo charged adrenaline, writer/producer Joss Wheadon of Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show fame (and upcoming Avengers epic) along with co-writer/first time director Drew Goddard (writer from Lost and Cloverfield) have way too much fun expertly achieving the balance between high end horror and perfect release valve humor. This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time as the devilishly clever script jumps all over the place. Not everything works, but it's hard not to admire Whedon and Goddard for all their over-the-top attempts. While keeping it fresh and our vested interest in its whole premise, no matter how ludicrous, Cabin proves to be a major accomplishment. By the time the ride is over, this flick changes course more times than the Amazing Race but never loses momentum. Incredibly smart nods and winks aimed right at the horror buffs will keep them guessing as to which homage fits where. And a fifteen minute sequence near the end is one of the biggest payoffs in cinematic history
All in all, Cabin is one crazy-ass movie. Having a handle on all things stereotypical and clichéd, it works beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. With some of the most idiotic explanations for why we see the things on screen, we still can’t wait to see what happens next. While still corny, hokey and flawed, for a different take on a genre this is pretty darn entertaining. This flick takes camp to a new level and we roll with it. It doesn’t matter how stupid Cabin gets, it shoves its hooks in and never lets go. I left with the song “Cabin in the Woods” from Evil Dead, the Musical running through my head. That is high praise.
 

The Cabin in the Woods
Starring Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford
Directed by Drew Goddard
Rated R
3 ½ stars




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